Noah Berlatsky

Portrait of John Baldessari

I try to give equal weight to words and image,

at least when they’re of equal importance to me.

Appropriation

It’s fun wandering around other people’s minds.

Waiting for the Movie to Start

 Sorry this is reserved to staff, oh you are? I don’t know why do they have the lights off they screwed up obviously words place to go out to ever normally sit in the back bathroom you said oh you passed me up when you left I’d don’t hear you think about hope so a lot of center Christian help connection who knows, I mean she ahead of time things about heard about wow this point that not far I mean I’m sure should be I don’t know I was like you can’t really yeah yeah yeah yeah tradition she needs so not yeah what ma yeah they are they’re out here did you come from where did you go oooohhhhh did you eat that did you get that she wishes that she were it was literally caught it half a second too late these are reserved for staff that’s what Hannah told me I believe it’s right after this row sorry about that are those two taken can you scoot over I don’t want to be the least I’m cheating my mom was like what’s that I’ll tell you when you’re older no it’s very mm hm that going to end Tupac let’s see if I got any feedback I’m if there’s any spots available I mean I just my mom and dad don’t a great face I love it he was really excuse me yeah you are I only did it exactly when I did three classes so you sit in that seat what’s up were you guys on the guest list because these are reserved for staff yeah so this is press and the rest of that is press playing games in this country he wouldn’t apologize look at how long Annabelle is dope all Annabelle is dope the lights on that too I would definitely um august yeah do you want her and the. So basically free and I talked to you can’t do it students waiting at the university of Wisconsin. Oh look at that I know you’re on the other side that’s true Michael god loves hi. Nashville students was that on the news trump how was your workshop so those are the seats above that gave the reserve sign yes that’s correct 

The History of Poetry

 

Averill Curdy

                                                The Black Eyed Peas               

Michael Hoffmann

                                                Lady Gaga

P.K. Page

                                                Jamie Foxx

Tom Sleigh

                                                T-Pain

Harriet Monroe

                                                Glee Cast

Averill Curdy

                                                Pitbull

Michael Hofmann

                                                Kid Cudi

Stephen Edgar

                                                Beyoncé

Rae Armantrout

                                                Jeremih

Timothy Murphy

                                                Katy Perry

P.K. Page

                                                Kris Allen

Ange Mlinko

                                                Sean Kingston

W.S. Di Piero

                                                Keri Hilson

A.E. Stallings

                                                Kanye West

D. Nurske

                                                Ne-Yo

Donald Revell

                                                3OH!3

Tom Sleigh

                                                Miley Cyrus

Thom Gunn

                                                Kris Allen

Robert Archambeau

                                                Flo Rida

Joel Brouwer

                                                Wynter

Averill Curdy

                                                Shinedown

Averill Curdy

                                                Adam Lambert

Averill Curdy

                                                Keith Urban

Audrey Richardson Curdy

                                                Flo Rida

Ovid

                                                Lady Gaga

Averill Curdy

                                                Soulja Boy Tell'em

Michael Hoffman

                                                Sammie

Michael Hoffman

                                                David Cook

Ezra Pound

                                                Soulja Boy Tell'em

Bob Dylan

                                                Lady Gaga

Michael Hoffman

                                                Colby O'Donis

Anna Magnani

                                                Jason Mraz

Dante

                                                The All-American Rejects

Stephen Edgar

                                                T.I.

Stephen Edgar

                                                Justin Timberlake

Stephen Edgar

                                                Kelly Clarkson

Rae Armantrout

                                                The Fray

Rae Armantrout

                                                Kelly Clarkson

John Milton

                                                Kristinia DeBarge

Rae Armantrout

                                                Taylor Swift

Timothy Murphy

                                                Green Day

Alan Sullivan

                                                Britney Spears

Pope John Paul

                                                Zac Brown Band

Pope Benedict XVI

                                                Brad Paisley

Pope John Paul

                                                Nickelback

P.K. Page

                                                Pink

Rubens

                                                Rob Thomas

Rubens

                                                Sugarland

Cézanne

                                                Charice

Van Gogh

                                                Lady Antebellum

P.K. Page

                                                Dierks Bentley

Ange Mlinko

                                                Taylor Swift

Sarkozy

                                                Kanye West

Sigoléne

                                                Jason Aldean

Ange Mlinko

                                                The Black Eyed Peas

Pythagoras

                                                Pleasure P

W.S. Di Piero

                                                Jesse McCartney

W.S. Di Piero

                                                Ludacris

W.S. Di Piero

                                                Plain White T's

A.E. Stallings

                                                Maino

A.E. Stallings

                                                T-Pain

D. Nurkse

                                                Eminem

D. Nurkse

                                                Adam Lambert

Donald Revell

                                                Montgomery Gentry

Milton

                                                Kellie Pickler

Donald Revell

                                                Daughtry

Tom Sleigh

                                                Drake

Thom Gunn

                                                Kevin Rudolf

Thom Gunn

                                                Rick Ross

Thom

                                                Kings of Leon

Thom Gunn

                                                Theory of a Deadman

Gunn

                                                Kenny Chesney

Gunn

                                                Billy Currington

Gunn

                                                Kris Allen

Samuel Johnson

                                                Halle Berry

Johnson

                                                Hurricane Chris

Gunn

                                                Supa STAAR

Jefferson Airplane

                                                Carrie Underwood

Gracie Slick

                                                Randy Travis

Gunn

                                                The Ting Tings

Jefferson Airplane

                                                Alan Jackson

Gunn

                                                Jason Mraz

Gunn

                                                Colbie Caillat

Gunn

                                                Adam Lambert

Gunn

                                                Jason Michael Carroll

Tom Sleigh

                                                Seether

Gunn

                                                Young Money

Gunn

                                                Carolina Liar

Gunn

                                                Jordin Sparks

Samuel Johnson

                                                Rascal Flatts

Gunn

                                                Carrie Underwood

Gunn

                                                The Lonely Island

Gunn

                                                T-Pain

Gunn

                                                Eli Young Band

Gunn

                                                Adam Lambert

Gunn

                                                Rodney Atkins

Gunn

                                                David Cook

Pat Robertson

                                                Eminem

Robertson

                                                Gorilla Zoe

Robertson

                                                Darius Rucker

Black Sabbath

                                                F.L.Y.

Gunn

                                                Ciara

Keats

                                                Justin Timberlake

Gunn

                                                Asher Roth

Thomas Wyatt

                                                Birdman

Edna St. Vincent Millay

                                                Lil Wayne

Yeats

                                                Miley Cyrus

Gunn

                                                Maxwell

Gunn

                                                Kris Allen

Gunn

                                                Madcon

Gunn

                                                Young L.A.

Gunn

                                                Young Dro

Gunn

                                                T.I.

Pat Robertson

                                                Toby Keith

Mike Kitay

                                                Glee Cast

Gunn

                                                Kanye West

Gunn

                                                Young Jeezy

Bill Schuessler

                                                Ciara

Gunn

                                                Young Jeezy

Kitay

                                                The Black Eyed Peas

Tom Sleigh

                                                The Black Eyed Peas

Schuessler

                                                Keri Hilson

Mickey Kitay

                                                Kanye West

Elizabeth Barrett

                                                Ne-Yo

Robert Browning

                                                Pitbull

Thom

                                                Lady Gaga

Thom Gunn

                                                Jeremih

Joshua Weiner

                                                Lady Gaga

Robert Archambeau

                                                Sean Kingston

Mary Ann Caws

                                                Shinedown

F.T. Marinetti

                                                Beyoncé

Caws

                                                Katy Perry

Joshua Mehigan

                                                Miley Cyrus

Oedipus

                                                3OH!3

Mehigan

                                                Jamie Foxx

Thomas Sayers Ellis

                                                T-Pain

Mehigan

                                                Kid Cudi

Ange Mlinko

                                                Kristinia DeBarge

A.E. Stallings

                                                Kenny Chesney

D.A. Powell

                                                Taylor Swift

Michael Hofmann

                                                Flo Rida

Charles Bernstein

                                                Pink

Joshua Clover

                                                Flo Rida

Juliana Spahr

                                                Nickelback

Marinetti

                                                Kings of Leon

Robert Pinsky

                                                Kelly Clarkson

John Ashberry

                                                The Fray

Jorie Graham

                                                Taylor Swift

Kay Ryan

                                                Drake

Donald Hall

                                                Zac Brown Band

Charles Simic

                                                Lady Gaga

Adrienne Rich

                                                Colby O'Donis

Rita Dove

                                                Brad Paisley

Charles Bernstein

                                                The All-American Rejects

Jed Rasula

                                                Soulja Boy Tell'em

Robert Archambeau

                                                Jason Mraz

Pierre Bourdieu

                                                Young Money

Bourdieu

                                                Soulja Boy Tell'em

Joshua Mehigan

                                                Sammie

Rae Armantrout

                                                Kelly Clarkson

Billy Collins

                                                Keith Urban

Amiri Baraka

                                                Lady Antebellum

Gjertrud Schnackenberg

                                                Dierks Bentley

Thomas Sayers Ellis

                                                T.I.

Charles Bernstein

                                                Justin Timberlake

A.E. Stallings

                                                Linkin Park

Robert Archambeau

                                                Maino

Joel Brouwer

                                                T-Pain

William Logan

                                                Billy Currington

Geoffrey Hill

                                                Rob Thomas

Derek Walcott

                                                Pleasure P

Lawrence Durrell

                                                Jordin Sparks

John Townsend Trowbridge

                                                Britney Spears

Hart Crane

                                                Daughtry

Robert Frost

                                                Green Day

Robert Lowell

                                                Kellie Pickler

Elizabeth Bishop

                                                Kid Cudi

Thomas Pynchon

                                                Kanye West

Logan

                                                Common

Logan

                                                Halle Berry

Hart Crane

                                                Hurricane Chris

Crane

                                                SupaSTAAR

Crane

                                                Sugarland

Crane

                                                Rascal Flatts

Logan

                                                Darius Rucker

Logan

                                                Eminem

Hart Crane

                                                The Lonely Island

Logan

                                                T-Pain

Hart Crane

                                                Beyoncé

Hart Crane

                                                Montgomery Gentry

Logan

                                                Jonas Brothers

Logan

                                                Twista

Logan

                                                Erika Shevon

Charles Wright

                                                F.L.Y.

Pound

                                                Alan Jackson

Wright

                                                Gorilla Zoe

Logan

                                                Birdman

Charles Wright

                                                Lil Wayne

Logan

                                                Dave Matthews Band

Wright

                                                Jesse McCartney

Wright

                                                Ludacris

Logan

                                                Trey Songz

John Ashbery

                                                Carolina Liar

Billy Collins

                                                Seether

Rita Dove

                                                Randy Houser

Jorie Graham

                                                Kevin Rudolf

Robert Hass

                                                Rick Ross

Ted Kooser

                                                Maxwell

Sharon Olds

                                                Gloriana

Robert Pinsky

                                                David Cook

Adrienne Rich

                                                Reba

Gary Snyder

                                                Theory of a Deadman

Mark Strand

                                                Dorrough

Derek Walcott

                                                Cobra Starship

Joel Brouwer

                                                Leighton Meester

Logan

                                                Jason Michael Carroll

Geoffrey Hill

                                                Mitchell Musso

Logan

                                                Justin Moore

Hill

                                                Musiq Soulchild

Logan

                                                Jason Aldean

Sharon Olds

                                                LMFAO

Sharon Olds

                                                The-Dream

Sharon Olds

                                                Kanye West

Logan

                                                Rodney Atkins

Olds

                                                Madcon

Logan

                                                The Fray

Sharon Olds

                                                Rascal Flatts

Logan

                                                George Strait

Logan

                                                Ginuwine

Yeats

                                                Cage The Elephant

Logan

                                                Matt and Kim

Logan

                                                K'Jon

Logan

                                                Eminem

Fanny Howe

                                                Jessie James

Fanny Howe

                                                Fabolous

Howe

                                                The-Dream

Howe

                                                Carrie Underwood

Howe

                                                Randy Travis

Howe

                                                The Black Eyed Peas

Joel Brouwer

                                                Drake

Howe

                                                The Black Eyed Peas

Howe

                                                Keri Hilson

Howe

                                                Kanye West

Emily Brontë

                                                Ne-Yo

Robert Lowell

                                                Sean Kingston

Howe

                                                Taylor Swift

Howe

                                                Lady Gaga

Howe

                                                Pitbull

Melville

                                                Jeremih

Adorno

                                                Hannah Montana

Horkheimer

                                                Mariah Carey

F.O. Matthiessen

                                                Katy Perry

Harry Levin

                                                Linkin Park

Howe

                                                3OH!3

Howe

                                                Beyoncé

Howe

                                                Young Money

Howe

                                                Miley Cyrus

Joel Brouwer

                                                Lady Gaga

Howe

                                                Shinedown

Edward Dahlberg

                                                Pink

Robert Lowell

                                                Kings of Leon

Henry Hampton

                                                Boys Like Girls

Jacques Lusseyran

                                                Nickelback

Sara Grant

                                                Cobra Starship

Abhishiktananda

                                                Leighton Meester

Abbé Dubois

                                                Jordin Sparks

Michel de Certeau

                                                Green Day

Antonia White

                                                Billy Currington

Emily Brontë

                                                Rob Thomas

Dalai Lama

                                                Zac Brown Band

Howe

                                                Darius Rucker

Simone Weil

                                                Lady Antebellum

Weil

                                                Jason Mraz

Howe

                                                The Fray

Weil

                                                Jamie Foxx

Howe

                                                T-Pain

Weil

                                                Colbie Caillat

Howe

                                                Flo Rida

Howe

                                                Daughtry

Howe

                                                New Boyz

Howe

                                                Kelly Clarkson

W.S. Di Piero

                                                Jason Aldean

W.S. Di Piero

                                                Taylor Swift

Di Piero

                                                Kid Cudi

Di Piero

                                                Kristinia DeBarge

Di Piero

                                                The Ting Tings

Di Piero

                                                Kenny Chesney

Di Piero

                                                The All-American Rejects

Sting

                                                Beyoncé

Nietzsche

                                                Lady Gaga

Dion and the Belmonts

                                                Colby O'Donis

Joel Brouwer

                                                Brad Paisley

Di Piero

                                                Rascal Flatts

Di Piero

                                                Pitbull

Hart Crane

                                                Maxwell

Paul Cézanne

                                                Dierks Bentley

Di Piero

                                                Kellie Pickler

Crane

                                                The Fray

Cézanne

                                                Twista

Di Piero

                                                Erika Shevon

Di Piero

                                                Dorrough

Maupassant

                                                Maino

Ciccio

                                                T-Pain

Di Piero

                                                Theory of a Deadman

Ciccio

                                                Mario

Maupassant

                                                Gucci Mane

Di Piero

                                                Sean Garret

Robert Archambeau

                                                Birdman

Rae Armantrout

                                                Lil Wayne

Joel Brouwer

                                                Sean Paul

Averill Curdy

                                                Trey Songz

Rona Jaffe

                                                Solja Boy Tell'em

W.S. Di Piero

                                                JAY-Z

Stephen Edgar

                                                Demi Lovato

Michael Hofmann

                                                Paramore

Gottfried Benn

                                                Randy Houser

Ange Mlinko

                                                Keith Urban

Randall Jarrell

                                                Ginuwine

Timothy Murphy

                                                LMFAO

Alan Sullivan

                                                Jessie James

D. Nurkse

                                                Gloriana

Kathy Osborn

                                                Hannah Montana

PK. Page

                                                David Archuleta

Donald Revell

                                                George Strait

Arthur Rimbaud

                                                Keyshia Cole

Tom Sleigh

                                                Monica

Kingsley Tufts

                                                David Guetta

Shelley

                                                Kelly Rowland

Lila Wallace

                                                Jay Sean

A.E. Stallings

                                                Lil Wayne

Lucretius

                                                Green Day

Fanny Howe

                                                Flo Rida

Ruth Lilly

                                                Wynter

Ange Mlinko

                                                Reba

Randall Jarrell

                                                Fabolous

Oni Buchanan

                                                The-Dream

Oni Buchanan

                                                Justin Moore

Mark Doty

                                                David Cook

Michael S. Harper

                                                The Pussycat Dolls

Kevin Stein

                                                Nicole Scherzinger

Stein

                                                Pleasure P

Bob Hicok

                                                Hannah Montana

David Wagoner

                                                Eric Church

Billy Collins

                                                F.L.Y.

Maura Stanton

                                                Sugarland

Maura Stanton

                                                Kid Cudi

Christian Wiman

                                                Kanye West

Don Share

                                                Common

Dylan Willoughby

                                                Jack Ingram

Anthony Mastromatteo

                                                Lupe Fiasco

Morton Marr

                                                Matthew Santos

Gwendolyn Brooks

                                                Shinedown

Carl Sandburg

                                                Justin Bieber

Gwendolyn Brooks

                                                Blake Shelton

Ana Castillo

                                                Carolina Liar

Stuart Dybek

                                                The-Dream

Tyehimba Jess

                                                Kanye West

Li-Young Lee

                                                Cage the Elephant

Haki Madhubuti

                                                Mary Mary

Harriet Monroe

                                                Kierra "KiKi" Sheard

Lisel Mueller

                                                The Black Eyed Peas

Peter O'Leary

                                                Drake

Sterling Plumpp

                                                Keri Hilson

Carl Sandburg

                                                Kanye West

Margaret Walker

                                                Ne-Yo

Harriet Monroe

                                                Taylor Swift

Rae Armantrout

                                                Kings of Leon

W.S. Di Piero

                                                Sean Kingston

Robert Archambeau

                                                The Black Eyed Peas

Donald Revell

                                                Lady Gaga

Ange Mlinko

                                                Katy Perry

Timothy Murphy

                                                Jordin Sparks

Joel Brouwer

                                                Pitbull

D. Nurkse

                                                Cobra Starship

A.E. Stallings

                                                Leighton Meester

Stephen Edgar

                                                Jeremih

 

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Proper names from

Poetry, June 2009

Billboard Hot 100 weeks of June 6, June 27, July 29, August 1, 2009

 

Noah Berlatsky's first full length, Not Akhmatova (Ben Yehuda Press) is forthcoming in 2024. He tweets too much at @nberlat and scribbles longer at Everything is Horrible! https://noahberlatsky.substack.com/