Daniel F. Bradley

Found in the wild

Extreme heat event

We are so much more than HEPA filters

Our cats understands us perfectly but still really don’t care

Terror at the orgy castle

Is there anything more frightening than the words

Vegas style entertainment golden age of hijacking

Soft farts of my Sister Wives

Stole my lunch money

Pen cap chewing

Just try to make sense of that

Death surf we really don't like what you do

And it's doubtful anyone ever will

The unavoidable alcoholism of the lazy middleclass white male

A momentous event

Don't kill anything you won't eat

I tried not to smoke up before lunch

I also breakdance with a high level of proficiency

Frankly I get aroused by it

Brain attacks

The newly named Prince and Princess of Wonder Bra

Bad time for a boner

We now return to the planet already in progress

What it means to be human

This is a woman whom we should all be very happy is no longer

Walking the earth with every word I have become more boring

Someone with your ex is now realizing why you left

My killing room not yours

The blessed state of Mother Russia

I dreamed I answered the call of the Maidenform

God help you if your come between a stoner and his stash of coffee crisps

I'll take my drug stupor over here

As I age it hurts me that no one wants my soul anymore

I made you a mix tape

Then we'd get lunch at a department store

Like I was born in the 19th century

All the of the Princess Anastasias’ were into being spanked

When I buy a vowel

Leave the radio behind

Our alien overlords say it will cost billions

No one is surprized that God didn’t bother to save the Queen

It’s all just part of an act of desperate depression

And this is why there are no MacDonalds in Gotham City

Or Hamilton

And even the dead

Are only here for the disappointing sex

Not to get fit end of lecture

Clinical trials

But I think you’re one of those they/them kind

Like two ends of a particularly troublesome spectrum like only

Now Priscilla is coming clean as to what Elvis would do to her

Daniel F. Bradley: “I have little to say. At times I am quarrelsome due to my strong opinions, I would like to think. I have numerous books and chapbooks and have edited several magazines over the last 35 years. I realized very early the kind of writing I was interested in has little or no audience, but it is there. I have dyslexia which the school system was unable, or rather unwilling to diagnosis. Leaving me a high school graduate who could neither read nor write. This of course ensured I would become a writer.”