Jack Kitzmiller

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“Baxter's attractive tractor status

Tends to attack a ghastly Gladys,

Who’s past Atlantis fast grass cuticles

Pass to harass the mass mass mitigated.

“Infiltrated gas station trash stash.

Bungalow-crash through abstracted sentiment,

And ask anguished Gladys for cash action—tenement.

“Built away blast ash, to calm the hash rash,

Does riff raff tattle and a lily pad splish splash.

Gnash and ask about a memento mud mash.

Tippy toe blood bath (slash crack) will

Dash away train track, remnant stack, sloth patch, and patio pickle pact.”

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